It was this time last year that a Waxwing got intoxicated and passed out on my porch. I loved her.
Later today, when I went outside to see if they were still around, I saw that the squirrel is back into my bird food.
But dammit, bird seed is expensive and I'm not interested in feeding greedy squirrels!
So I went outside and dumped ground red pepper all over the seed again to keep him out of it.
Now I know you are thinking I am mean. But really it's no worse than eating some spicy buffalo wings to you or me.
As for the birds, they don't even notice. They don't have the neural receptors that recognize the heat from peppers. In fact, birds have co-evolved with peppers to eat the fruit and spread the seed! And if you don't want to use up your kitchen spices, you can always buy seed that is pre-coated with red pepper.
It's nicer than a pellet gun, right?
Stay warm!
Kari
I am going to look at that plate of food at your house for dinner in a different way for sure. It is amazing how those Cedar Waxwings just pop in overnight!
ReplyDeleteIf I ever serve you birdseed, assume it is covered in red pepper!
ReplyDeleteThat is one fat squirrel! You and my Dad should talk. His battle with the squirrels has been ongoing for 20+ years. He also harvests hickory and walnut meat for us as a gift every Christmas. We now call him "The Squirrel" and there's a shower curtain with squirrels on it in my house in his honor.
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